Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Please don't give away my fajitas
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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