would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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