I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
