Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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