What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i already hear my dad disowning me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
