my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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