I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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