Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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