Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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