But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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