I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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