Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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