can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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