ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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