And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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