My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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