at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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