I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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