"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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