drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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