I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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