i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
