Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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