turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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