Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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