just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Your penis caused this!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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