Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just invented taco cereal.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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