I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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