:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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