HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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