ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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