I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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