she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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