? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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