Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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