im about as happy as oj after his trial
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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