we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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