Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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