You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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