he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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