What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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