Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
