Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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