Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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