i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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