The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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