if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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