Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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