He told me they were just razor bumps!
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Pooping to opera.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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