Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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