high people should be assigned attendants
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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