I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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