It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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