My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You don't make any sense
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