like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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