Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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