...so i touched it.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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